Sunday, October 30, 2011

Cost of phone calls!


George Bush, Queen  Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to
hell.  While there, they spy a red phone and  ask what the phone is
for.  The devil tells  them it is for calling back to Earth.
 
Putin  asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.  When he is
finished the devil informs him  that the cost is a million dollars, so
Putin writes him a check.
 
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.  When she
is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars,
so she writes him a check.
 
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
 
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush
got to call the USA so cheaply.
 
The devil smiles and replies, "Since Obama took over, the country has
gone to hell, so it's a local call."

Saturday, July 9, 2011

8 Great Places to Retire Abroad

by Donna Fuscaldo, contributing writer
Saturday, July 9, 2011

Great places to retire can be found outside of Florida and Arizona. In fact, many can be found outside of the U.S. entirely. Safe, attractive and affordable places to retire are scattered across the globe, from Latin America to Asia and even Europe. We've narrowed our list to eight overseas retirement hot spots.
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Two factors critical to retirees (and their wallets) shaped our choices: cost of living and health care. To make our picks we consulted several experts on travel, tourism and overseas retirement, including Jennifer Stevens, executive editor of International Living, and Kathleen Peddicord, publisher of LiveandInvestOverseas.com. We also gave added weight to the cost of living, real estate and health care components of International Living's Global Retirement Index of the top 25 countries for retirees.
A note on cost of living: Monthly budgets for overseas retirees will vary widely, depending on country, lifestyle and housing type. There's no one-size-fits-all dollar amount. The estimates provided for each retirement hot spot offer a ballpark figure, including housing expenses, for how much a "typical" retired American couple would need to live comfortably.

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Merida, Mexico
Population: 777,615
Climate: Tropical. Temperatures range from the low 80s to the mid 90s. Risk of hurricanes.
Proximity to major airport: Merida has an international airport with some nonstop flights to the U.S. Mexico City is less than two hours by plane.
Access to health care: There's a slew of quality medical facilities, including the highly regarded Clinica de Merida. Some retirees may qualify for Mexico's low-cost public health insurance program, known as IMSS. Mexico ranks 14th out of 25 countries on International Living's Global Retirement Index for health care.
Cost of living: Mexico tied for third (with Colombia and Thailand) on the Global Retirement Index for cost of living. A retired American couple can live comfortably in Merida on $1,700 a month.
The draw: City living meets colonial charm. Merida, the capital of the state of Yucatan, is a world away from Cancun, its touristy cousin across the peninsula. Sitting 22 miles inland, Merida has a European feel, thanks to its Old World architecture and abundant culture. There are opera houses and cathedrals to explore, and foodies rave about the dining scene. There's a growing population of retirees from the U.S., as evidenced by an English-language newspaper and library. Merida has escaped the violence that has plagued Mexico's border towns.

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Lunigiana, Italy
Population: 130,000
Climate: Temperate. Summers can stretch from April to October, with temperatures from the mid 70s to low 90s. In winter, it's in the 50s and 60s.
Proximity to airport: Major airports in Pisa, Genoa and Parma are all about an hour's drive from the Lunigiana region. There's very limited nonstop service to the U.S. Expect to make a connection.
Access to health care: Italy ranks second (tied with Spain) out of 25 countries on International Living's Global Retirement Index for health care. Towns in the Lunigiana region with hospitals include Aulla, Fivizzano, La Spezia, Pontremoli and Sarzana. Pharmacists are found in most villages. Italy offers residents, including U.S. citizens legally residing in Italy, access to its national health plan, though many Americans opt instead to use private hospitals, which tend to provide better care than public ones.
Cost of living: Italy tied for 11th (with Uruguay) on the Global Retirement Index for cost of living, but 18th for real estate. A retired American couple can live comfortably on about $2,500 a month.
The draw: Tuscany on the cheap. The Lunigiana region of northern Tuscany is home to a network of villages connected by well-marked hiking paths. The Mediterranean coast is a short drive away, and Florence, Lucca and Pisa are all manageable day trips. Lunigiana isn't on the radar of too many retirees yet, which means the region is more affordable than areas farther south in the heart of Tuscany. Italy has a Social Security agreement with the U.S. that can benefit people who've worked in both countries.

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Bocas del Toro, Panama
Population: 125,461
Climate: Warm and tropical, with temperatures ranging from the low 70s to high 80s. Rainy season can stretch from May to January.
Proximity to major airport: It's a one-hour flight to Panama City, where connections are available to the U.S.
Access to health care: There's a public hospital on Isla Colon, the main island in the Bocas del Toro archipelago. It's adequate and cheap, but most expats head to David or Panama City for checkups and planned treatments. Panama tied for 12th (with Portugal) out of 25 countries on International Living's Global Retirement Index for health care.
Cost of Living: Panama tied for 13th (with Costa Rica) on the Global Retirement Index for cost of living. A retired American couple can live comfortably in Bocas del Toro on $1,500 a month.
The draw: Laid-back island living. Bocas del Toro province, on the Caribbean in western Panama, boasts miles of sandy beaches, turquoise waters and sprawling rainforests. The currency is the U.S. dollar and, while Spanish is the country's official language, English is widely spoken. Panama has a "pensionado" program for retirees that provides discounts on public transportation, entertainment and health care.

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Granada, Nicaragua
Population: 105,171
Climate: Hot and sticky. Temperatures span the 70s to the 90s, with humidity often high. The wettest months are May to October.
Proximity to airport: It's 45 minutes by car to Managua's international airport, where you can catch nonstop flights to the U.S.
Access to health care: Nicaragua tied for 22nd (with Honduras) out of 25 countries on International Living's Global Retirement Index for health care. In addition to local medical facilities, close proximity to Managua, the capital, gives retirees access to several specialized hospitals.
Cost of living: Nicaragua tied for sixth (with Brazil, Malta and Malaysia) on the Global Retirement Index for cost of living. It tied for second (with Colombia) for real estate. A retired American couple can live comfortably in Granada on $1,250 a month.
The draw: Rooms with a view. Granada, a picturesque colonial city that dates back to the 16th century, sits on the shores of Lake Nicaragua. Brightly painted buildings liven up the architecture, and volcanoes are visible in the distance. There are local restaurants, shops and access to freshwater activities. Nearby Managua has shopping malls, movie theaters and other entertainment options. Look into the government's incentive program for foreign retirees, which offers duty-free imports and other tax breaks.

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Nha Trang, Vietnam
Population: 361,454
Climate: It's hot most of the year. Temperatures hover between the 80s and low 90s. The heart of the monsoon season is November and early December.
Proximity to airport: Cam Ranh International Airport is about 25 miles from downtown Nha Trang. There are no nonstop flights to the U.S.
Access to health care: The 1,000-bed Khanh Hoa General Hospital is located in Nha Trang. International Living didn't include Vietnam in its Global Retirement Index rankings.
Cost of living: A retired American couple can live comfortably in Nha Trang on $750 a month.
The draw: Live like a king for less. Located on the coast of South-Central Vietnam, Nha Trang is encased by miles of beaches and massive mountain ranges. An American couple can get by on less than $600 a month; $1,000 a month would land you in the lap of luxury. U.S. dollars, preferably crisp, clean ones, are widely accepted. There's a small population of foreigners in Nha Trang, as well as many restaurants and bars, a supermarket and a mall.

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Roatan, Honduras
Population: approximately 70,000
Climate: The average temperature is 81 degrees. January is the coolest month; August, the hottest. Honduras lies in the hurricane belt.
Proximity to airport: There are nonstop flights to the U.S. from Roatan's international airport.
Access to health care: Roatan has several clinics and two hospitals on the island. Larger medical facilities are located on the mainland in San Pedro Sula and La Ceiba. Honduras tied for 22nd (with Nicaragua) on International Living's Global Retirement Index for health care.
Cost of living: Honduras ranks tenth on the Global Retirement Index for cost of living, but fourth for real estate. A retired American couple can live comfortably in Roatan on $1,200 a month.
The draw: Life's a beach. Located in the Bay Islands of Honduras, Roatan is home to the world's second longest coral reef, warm ocean waters and long strands of white sand. English is the primary language, the U.S. dollar is accepted, and real estate prices have come down in recent years. There's an established expat community. Retirees looking for a Caribbean experience for less probably won't be disappointed.

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Bearn, France
Population: 350,000
Climate: Seasonal. Temperatures range from the 30s to 50s in the winter and the 70s to 80s in the summer.
Proximity to airport: The main airport is in Pau. No nonstop flights to the U.S., but easy connections via Paris, London and elsewhere.
Access to health care: France is tops on International Living's Global Retirement Index for health care. There are several hospitals in the Bearn region, including in the towns of Pau, Orthez, Oloron-Sainte-Marie, Mauleon, Tardets and Mourenx. Private medical insurance is required of non-E.U. residents. The Association of Americans Resident Overseas offers a group plan.
Cost of living: France ranks 18th on the Global Retirement Index for cost of living. A retired American couple can live comfortably on about $2,000 a month.
The draw: Basque in the moment. The Bearn area of southwestern France, near the border with Spain, is influenced by Basque culture from both sides of the Pyrenees (note the berets). The pastoral landscape is dotted with medieval towns, and hunting and fishing are favorite pastimes. There are loads of markets and vineyards to explore, not to mention a fair share of churches and castles. Living in Bearn is cheaper than in better-known parts of France such as Provence, a plus for retirees. France also has an agreement with the U.S. that provides Social Security advantages for people who've worked in both countries.

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Corozal Town, Belize
Population: 9,901
Climate: Warm year-round, with temperatures mostly in the 80s. Mild rainy season starts in June. Risk of hurricanes.
Proximity to major airport: It's a short commuter flight via San Pedro -- each leg is less than half an hour -- to the country's main airport in Belize City, where connections are available to the U.S.
Access to health care: Corozal Town has its own hospital. More extensive medical options are available ten miles away in Chetumal, the capital of Mexico's state of Quintana Roo. Belize ranks 24th out of 25 countries on International Living's Global Retirement Index for health care.
Cost of living: Belize is second on the Global Retirement Index for cost of living, but 19th for real estate. A retired American couple can live comfortably in Corozal Town on $2,500 a month.
The draw: The best of both worlds. The town, located in northernmost Belize, offers retirees beaches and tranquility in Corozal, and big-city amenities such as malls and museums just across the border in Chetumal, Mexico. English is the official language, though Spanish is widely spoken. The government operates a "qualified retired persons" program that allows non-Belizeans to enjoy perks such as tax-free imports of household goods, cars and even airplanes. One-time application and program fees add up to $1,350, plus another $750 per dependent.



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Thursday, July 7, 2011

2011 Fourth of July fireworks celebrations














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Monday, June 27, 2011

So, why do men love women?



Here is a list of opinions and ideas taken from Paolo Coelho Newsletter.



1.Men love women because they walk down the street erect, always looking straight ahead,

live in orbit around the feminine body and soul.


Our lives and our thoughts always revolve around them, their bodies and souls are ever-present in our minds.
Their femininity, elegance and strength transport us to another world.
A woman's laugh touches our soul as well as seeing tears of happiness or sadness in her eyes.
Women are the most beautiful and sublime creations in the universe to a man, and they always will be.




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Friday, June 10, 2011

by Mike Larson
Friday, June 10, 2011 at 7:30am
Mike Larson
I've been a huge football fan for years. I started watching Dallas Cowboys games when I was five because I loved the star on the team's helmets. I cheered for the Miami Dolphins because I live in South Florida. And then after I went to college in Boston, I adopted the New England Patriots as my team — an affiliation that carries to this day.
One thing I've always hated to see was when the game would be corrupted by steroids. I remember when Lyle Alzado of the Los Angeles Raiders struck fear into the hearts of opposing teams in the early 1980s. But it turned out his aggressive style of play and incredible strength turned out to stem largely from drug use. He died a broken man of brain cancer at 43.

It's not just football, either. How many baseball greats are now turning out to be nothing more than juiced-up pretenders? Heck, even cycling great Lance Armstrong is under a cloud today due to doping allegations made by former teammates.
It's truly sad, and in the end, what's the point? Why try to get an unfair edge if it just ends up killing you in the end? Or if your medals and rings and trophies just get stripped away?
Why am I bringing this up?
Because we're seeing the same, sorry thing happen here to the U.S. economy! Washington has been trying to pump the economy full of easy money for the better part of two years now. Yet it hasn't worked! And despite all that, the addicts on Wall Street are once again jonesing for another hit!
What's going to happen in the markets as a result? What does this mean for you? And most importantly, what can you DO about it? Here's my take ...
Why You Can't Keep Propping up an Ailing "Player" Forever
Beginning in March 2009 and continuing all the way through present day, Washington has been trying to juice the economy. It began with the bogus "stress tests." They helped spike the value of bank and real estate stocks, allowing companies to sell equity and buy themselves some time.
We  were told the trillions in stimulus programs would cure our economic woes.
We were told the trillions in stimulus programs would cure our economic woes.
It continued with the $1.25 trillion QE1 program ... the $600 billion QE2 boondoggle ... payroll tax cuts ... the HAMP mortgage modification effort ... an almost-$900 billion economic stimulus bill ... and more.
We were told these would drive unemployment down substantially.
We were told these would prevent a double-dip in housing.
We were told these efforts would — for once and for all — plug the massive balance sheet holes in the banking system.
We were told there would be virtually no negative side effects.
And we were told months ago that the economy had entered a self-sustaining, healthy recovery.
But Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner ... Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke ... President Obama's economic advisors ... and virtually all the major Wall Street economists got it wrong. All we did was pump the economy up with monetary steroids — buying us some short-term performance at the cost of long-term health.

We're now $14.3 trillion in debt, and Geithner is raiding every government account he can to keep us under the debt ceiling. Plus, we're running up a trillion-dollar deficit for the third straight year, something no country in the history of the world has ever done.
And what do we have to show for it?
  • A confirmed double-dip in housing,
  • A rising cost of living,
  • A renewed jobs market threat, with unemployed Americans taking a record-long amount of time to find work,
  • And a fresh roll over in bank stocks, with companies like Bank of America giving up every penny of gains they've made in the last two years.
Wall Street's Plea: "Brother, Can You Spare Some More QE?"
Bottom line: The print, borrow, spend program is NOT working! Yet in the wake of the dismal May jobs report, Wall Street is back to begging Helicopter Ben Bernanke for more free money! And when they don't get it, like some spoiled kid, they take their toys and go home.
On Tuesday, the  Fed chairman offered no hint that QE3 would be forthcoming.
On Tuesday, the Fed chairman offered no hint that QE3 would be forthcoming.
Just witness what happened late Tuesday ...
Bernanke gave a speech on the economic outlook at the International Monetary Conference in Atlanta. He said the economy appeared to be weakening again, but failed to promise QE3. Result? Stocks rolled over into the close.
Meanwhile, the same economic "experts" like Paul Krugman who told us that if we just borrowed, printed and spent enough money, everything would be fine, are still at it. They're asking for even more of the same medicine that didn't work in the past ... twice!
Look folks, the plain, unvarnished truth is that our economy needs a long period of convalescence to heal. We need to work off the massive excesses built up during the tech stock and real estate bubbles. All the steroids in the world won't do the trick!


Sit by and do nothing while Washington and Wall Street sink further into the debt, deficit, and downturn abyss. I trust that sounds as unattractive an option to you as it does to me.
Until next time,
Mike

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Wednesday, June 1, 2011

PIIGS Too Big to Bail Out!

Issue 19 June 1, 2011

PIIGS Too Big to Bail Out

Greece is back for a second round of feeding at the ECB bailout trough.
Just over a year ago, the PIIGS countries (Portugal, Italy, Ireland, Greece and Spain) of Europe began squealing from high debt burdens and roiled financial markets.
In May 2010, the European Central Bank (ECB) cobbled together a $157 billion bailout package to provide Greece with much needed liquidity, the first of the PIIGS to be bailed out, but not the last.1
Ireland and Portugal followed with total bailout commitments (so far) of $364 billion (€256 billion), but the underlying issue that triggered the crisis is far from solved and additional PIIGS bailouts are likely.2
The central issue is not now — nor has it ever been — a liquidity issue alone. More fundamentally, it’s a solvency issue.

Bottomless Bailout Pit

In recent weeks, government bond yields for the PIIGS have blown out to new highs as bond prices have plunged.
This is a clear vote of no confidence from investors who don’t see a new round of ECB bailouts working any better than the last … and for good reason.
Yields on Greek 10-year government bonds reached 16.8 percent recently. That’s more than twice what they were a year ago after the first bailout.3
At this rate, Greece is effectively shut out of financial markets, as investors anticipate some sort of restructuring or default.
Portuguese and Irish government bonds are similarly priced, which means the three little PIIGS have little choice but to rely on the good graces of the ECB for fresh borrowing.
But Greece, Ireland and Portugal are just small piglets compared to the much larger problem economies of Italy and Spain.
Spain’s borrowing costs have been moving higher, too, and are near a record level. Italy’s interest rates rose to the highest level since November 2008, during the worst of the financial crisis.
It seems pretty clear that restructuring the massive debts of any one of the Eurozone PIIGS … let alone all of them … almost certainly will require Europe’s banking system to be recapitalized as well. In other words, it looks like a bottomless bailout pit to many investors.
The European Central Bank is on the hook. And although the ECB considers default unthinkable, it’s clear that financial markets are sniffing out restructuring of some kind.
After all, some Greek government debt is trading as low as 45 cents on the euro. And a Greek restructuring (even if by some other name) is likely to lead to a similar arrangement for Ireland and Portugal before those dominoes fall.4
If Spain and Italy were also dragged into the crisis, it’s game over. We believe a restructuring truly would be impossible for the ECB to pull off without lots of collateral damage — inflicted both to the ECB’s own balance sheet and on financial markets globally.
In order to finance multiple bailouts, the ECB has accepted questionable collateral from the PIIGS directly and from Eurozone commercial banks. So the entire EU has a lot to lose. It’s not exactly clear how much exposure the ECB has to the PIIGS, but data from Germany’s Bundesbank show that liabilities to the euro financial system have risen to €340 billion since the financial crisis erupted three years ago.5
Not surprisingly, voters in Berlin and Paris are not happy about using their tax dollars to bail out others … and the protesting masses in Athens, Dublin and Lisbon are fed up with spending cuts, tax hikes and other austerity measures being imposed on them by others while depressing their domestic economies.
What’s needed is strong leadership and decisive action from the ECB, not politics as usual and temporary Band-Aids. A column in this weekend’s Barron’s suggested that before the ECB throws more good money after bad, Greece should be allowed to bite the bullet now, restructure its debts and try to get its economy growing again.
As an aside, politicians in Washington should take note of Europe’s debt follies. That’s because if Congress can’t find a real solution, sooner or later global credit markets will dictate one … almost certainly on less favorable terms for the US.

Investing Is Relative

So how does Europe’s debt drama tie in to your portfolio choices?
First, let’s remember that investing is a relative game. By comparison, Europe’s ongoing debt woes makes the US look more attractive to global investors.
It all comes down to the relative attractiveness of one bond, one stock, sector or region or country over another.
Is Coca Cola a better buy than PepsiCo?
Should I favor the health care sector over consumer staples?
Are US stocks or bonds positioned to outperform Europe’s?
Little-noticed in the debt drama over the past few weeks is how resilient US stocks have been. In fact, dollar-denominated assets, in general, including US stocks, bonds, and even the greenback itself, are attracting new interest from global investors.
And while recent economic data has been somewhat disappointing here, the US still appears to be in better shape relative to Europe. True, US GDP is expanding at a slower rate than countries like Germany or France, but the PIIGS are sinking fast.
The Greek economy contracted -4.5 percent last year while Portugal shrank -3.5 percent last quarter. Italy is growing at a paltry 0.4 percent rate. Spain looks somewhat better with 1.2 percent growth, but with an unemployment rate of 21 percent — more than twice the US jobless rate — and Spanish home prices still deflating, we don’t expect much growth for Spain’s economy.6
Another negative factor is rising interest rates across major developed markets, including a recent rate hike by the ECB. Banyan Partners Senior Portfolio Manager Sebastian Leburn says, “Almost two-thirds of the central banks in the MSCI EAFE Index of developed market countries have begun tightening monetary policies.”7
Needless to say, higher interest rates may not be the best medicine for countries already dealing with a sovereign debt crisis and suffering slower growth as a result.
As the Eurozone debt crisis continues with no end in sight, the EU economy could be headed for stagnation. Or worse, the PIIGS could drag all of Europe into a full blown recession.
In such an environment, while the US economy may not be a perfect picture of health, we believe US stocks are poised to outperform other developed stock markets — and especially Europe’s — during the second half of this year.
As Banyan’s Chief Market Strategist Bob Pavlik notes, investors today are enthusiastic about investing in foreign markets and frequently ask us about our exposure to markets, such as China and India. However, while many overseas economies have good long-term growth prospects, foreign markets aren’t always the best place to be invested.
In fact, with so many uncertainties, many foreign stock markets simply aren’t performing as well as domestic stocks. The MSCI World Index (ex US), for instance, is up just 3.8 percent year–to-date, while the Dow Jones Industrial Average has gained 8.7 percent!8
Rather than investing directly in more volatile foreign markets, the Banyan Partners investment team believes one of the best ways to get international exposure is by owning big-cap US companies such as 3M (NYSE – MMM), Caterpillar (NYSE – CAT) and Johnson & Johnson (NYSE – JNJ) that generate a majority of sales from overseas.
All three of these companies are current buys at Banyan and members of the Dow … which happens to be outperforming global stocks by more than 2-to-1 so far this year.
Good investing,

Mike Burnick
Director of Client Communications

Banyan Partners, LLC





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Sunday, May 22, 2011

The Stock Market Shocker of 2011 By Dick Young

The Stock Market Shocker of 2011

Plus 5 More Surprising Predictions 

By Dick Young


I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but all my indicators are telling me the worst is still ahead of us!
The slow-motion decline of U.S. stocks in May is just the beginning.
Scared of what will happen to your portfolio if the worst happens (hint: think DOW 6,000 or lower)? If your answer is “No,” you should be ashamed!
Market volatility is accelerating, so there is real urgency to preparing NOW.
My name is Dick Young, and my job is to think the unthinkable.
And prepare subscribers, friends and family accordingly.
My job for the past 40 years, without excuses, has been to win. In 2011 the key to my victory plan is to first and foremost make sure I don’t lose. It’s a strategy that has worked spectacularly well for over four decades.
What’s your strategy?
If you learn nothing else from this letter, remember this warning:
The light you see at the end of the tunnel
just may be an oncoming train.
Yes, the Dow Jones Industries are still holding above 12,000, and earnings are strong in some industries.
But the new bull market is not here, and we are in for anything but a slow and steady march higher.
Just beneath the surface, the rot in this market runs deep.
Gold is high and about to go MUCH higher, the euro is collapsing, budget deficits are soaring, municipal defaults are looming, employment is stagnating and real estate is spiraling downward.
All the warning signs are flashing red; all you have to do is open your eyes to see them.
Anyone who is ignoring those signs will get slaughtered AGAIN.
I can tell you my eyes are wide open… what about you?
Put simply, this is the fundamentally worst, and most dangerous, stock market I have seen since my early days as an investment analyst in the 1970s, a period of unprecedented political unrest, high unemployment, weak U.S. political leadership and gas-line induced oil shortages.
If you thought 2008 was a tough year, let me tell you, 2011 may very well make 2008 look like a walk in the park, with DOW 6,000 (or worse!) a very real possibility.
How fast you recognize that, and react accordingly, may very well be the difference between not only surviving, but actually thriving through the coming Great Panic of 2011 or a complete financial wipeout for you and your loved ones.
If this sounds scary to you, feel free to put your head back in the sand and take what’s coming your way… but if you’re like me, and absolutely refuse to lose, and are prepared to do the work it takes to be on the winning side of things… then please spend a few minutes reading my full 2011 Forecast Issue.
Trust me, it may be the most important few minutes of your investing life.
2011 Shocker #1:
The complete collapse of the European Union
This one is unavoidable. The desperation measures the EU countries are taking right now are just more money down the rathole.
Think about it: Why should Northern Europe bail out their Southern neighbors for their corruption, wastefulness and fiscal profligacy?
When the bill gets to be too high, they won’t. And that’s when the European Union will unravel-faster than anyone thinks possible. As sudden as the collapse of the Berlin Wall, even.
Many solid companies that traded in euros will weather this storm, but not before taking a nasty 20%-40% nosedive.
I won’t own a single one of them. I’m not waiting for disaster to strike, and neither should you.
Join me instead in stocks headquartered in the country with the world’s strongest currency-a source of great competitive advantage in the years ahead.
Steer clear of eurozone countries and invest in two great Swiss companies, and lock in 25%-50% profits in the coming year.
Switzerland never joined the Euro movement and still possesses the strongest currency in the entire world. In last year’s ranking of Global Competitiveness, Switzerland was #1, a testament to the benefits of conservative management, sound money and no-nonsense regulation of the financial sector.
The two companies I’m buying are perfect for the conservative investor looking to profit from the coming European crackup.
The first is an innovative seed company perfectly positioned to profit from the worldwide strain on food supplies caused by the global economic recovery. The stock is up 467% in the last 10 years, and it still has years of growth ahead of it.
The second is a well-known consumer products giant, selling everything from cereal, baby food, ice cream, chocolate, pet foods and beverages to pet foods. 87% profits in the stock over the last 5 years tells me that the smart money is already on to this story. You should be, too.

2011 Shocker #2:
Major U.S. cities declare bankruptcy
Here’s a recipe for fiscal disaster: Combine one part slow recovery from a bad recession, one part overgenerous promises to public employee unions, and one part reluctance to cut the fat that exists in every large workforce.
What do you have?
Bankrupt cities and states all across America. And painful haircuts for municipal bondholders across the spectrum.
Despite the happy talk about how no state has ever gone bankrupt, the numbers are too large, and the politicians too weak, to prevent the worst:
  • California is cutting back on everything from redevelopment grants to employee cellphones to vehicle fleets…all of which will barely make a dent in a projected annual $20 billion deficit for the next 5 years
  • New York’s cumulative budget deficit could reach $50 billion as soon as 2012
  • Illinois is already paying vendors with IOUs and just passed a massive tax hike to make its books balance this year, and they aren’t anywhere close to being out of the woods
  • Pennsylvania’s state capital, Harrisburg, is teetering on the edge of bankruptcy, thanks mostly to a single disastrous incinerator project
It’s ugly, and only getting uglier. Taxpayers and businesses that can move to avoid the tax increases and service cuts coming down the pike are fleeing in droves.
This situation will only get worse for death-spiral locations and the meltdown could devastate your municipal bonds.
Our strategy: Avoid the contagion by selling ALL municipal bonds. Buy corporate bonds instead, and only as I direct you.

In over 40 years of investing for myself and clients, I know how shocking it is to see your “safe” assets decline even a little, much less the 20%-40% haircut that is in store for many municipal bond owners.
Don’t be caught owning toxic or worthless assets-shift your money from munis to the bonds on my recommended list immediately.
You’ll thank me a thousand times over when the stuff hits the fan.
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2011 Shocker #3:
Middle Eastern unrest leads to $100 a barrel oil,
with $200 a barrel in play
The riots and demonstrations roiling the Middle East are a vivid reminder that we’re walking a razor’s edge when it comes to our energy supplies.
With “days of rage” planned in Saudi Arabia, Iraq, and every major oil producer in the Middle East, Libya’s supplies constrained by a bloody civil war, and Iran shaking up their leadership ranks, oil is not going to get cheaper any time soon, and could get MUCH more expensive.
$200 a barrel is not out of the question, especially if Saudi Arabia falls apart.
Recently, the Saudis offered up a fast $35 billion package of new spending to try to calm down their underemployed and disgruntled citizens, but it may not be enough.
If it isn’t, and there are supply disruptions from Saudi Arabia, you’re going to see $125 a barrel oil in the blink of an eye.
$150 comes shortly after that, and $200 oil is very much in the cards.
I’m not trying to make a sensational prediction here. I’m just following events to their logical conclusion, and investing to make the most of a bad situation.
Ten years after 9/11, I still can’t believe that we aren’t exploiting the treasure trove of oil, gas and coal sources here at home rather than relying on Middle Eastern kleptocrats who will never cut us a break. Or worse, autocrats who are despised by their own citizens.When you join Intelligence Report, you’ll get a breakdown of the best energy investments here in the good old U.S. of A. and Canada, too.
In fact, my top pick right now is a Canadian natural gas producer with big operations in major U.S. gas fields like the Barnett and Haynesville Shales.
The stock hasn’t started to move yet, but it will. Get a nice 2.5% yield to keep you company while you wait.

2011 Shocker #4: 
The credit bubble is only going to get bigger.
The #1 lie being floated right now is that deflation is a realistic threat to your wealth.
No chance!
Here’s why: With deflation, Washington would have to pay off all its debts with more expensive dollars in the future.
That could double or triple our interest payments, explode the annual deficit past $2 trillion a year, and bring the entire global financial system to its knees.
So forget about deflation. Ben Bernanke and the Federal Reserve will pull out all the stops to prevent that from happening.
Nope, inflation will rule the day because the only way to treat a gaping fiscal wound like ours is to repay our debts with cheaper dollars. As a side benefit, inflation pumps up housing, the stock market and commodities, too.
And that means inflation is baked in the cake-sudden and debilitating and coming much sooner than you think.
Don’t believe me?
Consider this: Over 60% of all the outstanding U.S. debt will mature over the next three years! With this mountain of debt to be rolled over, do you seriously think our buddy Ben Bernanke is going to want to refinance that debt at higher rates?
No way, Jose.
Bernanke has already tipped his hand with his “Quantitative Easing 2,” or QE2 plan. More like “Titanic 2,” if you ask me. This plan is just a fancy phrase for printing more money, and it is guaranteed to take bond investors to the woodshed.
Inflation will devastate holders of bonds and other fixed-income assets. That only includes every retiree, every major pension fund, and all the kind foreigners who have been buying our debt since Uncle Sam decided to go on tilt on the national credit card.
Never forget that the bond market is 3 times larger than the stock market. Big inflation is going to hurt-a lot.
How do you protect yourself? Gold (and select foreign currencies) is the best way to profit from runaway inflation and a crippled U.S. dollar.
As the U.S. dollar goes down-and it must, thanks to the easy money policies of the Obama administration and the Bernanke Fed-gold only gets more valuable.
That goes double for the strongest foreign currencies-investors will flee to them rather than see their purchasing power eroded as surely as a sand castle at high tide.

Hint: We don’t buy individual miners or (God help us) junior exploration companies. You might as well just light a match to your money-big capital costs, environmental problems, labor strikes, one bad accident-the risks are just too high.
We own rock-solid mutual funds and ETFs instead. Remember, we study risk first, and reward last.
So we’re going to give up the gamble for a home run in a mining company that may just hit the jackpot.
That same company could also go bankrupt in the twinkle of an eye. So we diversify to lock in the upside and shrink the downside to a microscopic level.
2011 Shocker #5:
Despite being the worst president in history,
Obama might actually get re-elected.
Let me be clear—I do NOT want to see this happen.
But the Fed’s policy of printing money is going to guarantee three things:The economy is going to get better
  1. Stocks will go up
  2. Bonds will go down
Although I think it would be a horrendous mistake, Obama has a clear path to another term ahead of him unless the Republicans can come up with a credible, attractive alternative.Remember, Washington has an enormous sway over your personal financial situation.
If Republicans hadn’t taken over the House last November, do you think there’s even a prayer the Bush tax cuts would have been extended? Fat chance.
The prospect of another four years of President Obama is not a pleasant thought.
2011 Shocker #6:
China, and other Nightmare Scenarios
China is on the move, and the direction is not good.
A new stealth jet fighter? Check. A near monopoly on rare-earth minerals? Check. Open oppression of a Nobel Peace Prize winner and his family? Double Check.
Pay no attention to the smoke-and-mirrors act Hu Jintao presented at his official state visit in January. China is a giant house of cards that will come tumbling down sooner, not later.
When the China bubble bursts, too many investors will wonder how they got suckered again.
  • Why did they believe the Chinese government’s statistics?
  • How could they have trusted their money to flimsy China IPOs?
  • Why didn’t they pay more attention to the troubling reality behind the shiny bullet trains and Olympic triumphs?
Don’t be one of the suckers. If you listen to me on nothing else, heed my call on this: Do not invest a penny in China stocks.
After China, two other things keep me up at night: Mexico and EMPs.
Mexico is—for all intents and purposes—a state run by narco-kingpins. The rot runs deep, and corruption infects every layer of government. You won’t ever see me recommend a Mexican stock for purchase, or a Mexican destination for a vacation, for that matter.
And don’t get me started on EMPs. An electromagnetic pulse is released when a nuclear weapon is detonated in the atmosphere, and it is devastating to all the things we take for granted.
A small nuke detonated over the Eastern seaboard could wipe out electricity, communications and power supplies for nearly the whole length of the Atlantic coastline.
With this threat growing due to the proliferation of the North Koreans and Pakistanis, not to mention the efforts of the Iranians to acquire nukes, there is one obvious move: Buy defense stocks.
The world is a dangerous place and it’s only getting more so. I’m putting my trust in one of America’s most advanced defense companies, maker of aircraft, missiles, guidance systems, space technology and all manner of goodies to keep the bad guys off guard.
Sporting a 3.7% yield and rising faster than all its big defense peers, I can’t fathom why it’s only selling for 11 times earnings. And it’s already up 14% so far in 2011.
Grab your share now, before the unthinkable happens.
Red flags are not just being raised—they are being waved furiously to get your attention. 2010’s meager profits are going to look pretty attractive when compared to the carnage ahead.
It’s your move. You don’t have another minute to waste. The stock market is crumbling, enemies of your wealth are multiplying.
Dividends and risk control are the keys. Not some algorithm, trading system or crystal ball.



Richard C. Young
Young’s Intelligence Report




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Saturday, May 14, 2011

GOP congressman: Failing to raise debt limit wouldn't be big deal

Republican Congressman Phil Gingrey of Georgia says he'll vote against raising the debt limit because nothing bad will happen if we don't:
The country doesn’t go off a cliff [if debt ceiling not raised] because revenues come in, tax revenue, and we just simply prioritize. We pay the interest on the debt first, we make sure that seniors get their Social Security checks, and we honor Medicare. But when we get to discretionary spending, whether that’s the Department of Education as an example, or the Department of Commerce, then, all the sudden, we reach in the hat and we decide who [unintelligible].




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